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What a fuckin weekend Bro.
Gnarly Gnarly fuckin shit. The party never ends but def kicked our asses today. Fighting this hang over is like gettin kicked in the dick. Sorry we've been slackin the past couple days, but Bro we were fuckin busy murdering brews, 40s, and lokos. Broscovery: Maple syrup is a great chaser, good looks Mad Sexy Mike you crazy fuck. Bros go fuckin hard every night mother fucker. Great dance weekend for Babes and Bros. Same mother fuckers being couch Brotatoes and creeping errbody out. Thanks shitheads. Real Bros dance til the sunrise. No joke, No homo, Bros stay up til the sunrise. Oh and who bleeds at a party? Apparently someone had such a good time they said fuck it lets finger paint with my own blood in this bathroom. NBD. OLH was gettin it of course. Def made some additions to the Bro life. Congrats pussys. Dj was on point and gettin the Babes wet all night. Bros love wearing fuckin Gnarly shit. Saturday night: yellow sperrys, baby blue corduroys, tucked in bright green golf shirt, dope nike 5 panel. Bros always take shit to the next level no matter what. If theres nothing going on, Bros take it into their own hands and throw fuckin dope parties. Lights off, Clothes off, Drink off. Warm weather makes the Bro seshes that much fuckin better. Drinkin and jammin outside is the new hip hop. Lets bang this week out and go fuckin nuts in honor of spring break. Clap cheeks Bros.
Ok we all know drinking is the Bible for Bros and yes we love to be drunk in any situation. But heres the fuckin catch. Whoever said Pina Broladas and Brogaritas were girly drinks are clearly not Bros. A Bro can take any girly drink and if you put enough alcohol in it, then its Brofficially a Bro drink. Question me and suck a dick. These are real hard facts. So anyway its fuckin Thong out Thursday and most Babes dipped out early cuz they "cant stand" where they go to school. Mad dumb, dont care. Were fuckin gettin it all night. Like seriously Bro im drunk shut your fuckin mouth. Hittin the clubs later when we're all black out. You know youre a Bro when youre hung over before the sun sets. Having multiple hang overs in one day is like beating off and then trying to fuck multiple times. Have fun. So lets get your shit together, lace up, grab the Real Babes and get dancin. Fuuuuuckin right Brrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo. Latersssssssss!!!
Thong out Thursday
Its finally fuckin thursday, time to get trashed and fuckin rave until monday. Going to class buzzed, no big deal, puking on the Babe infront of you, classic Bro move. Tonight, Babes are clearly ganna get their slut on at a club completely sober. Bros hate Babes who dont love getting trashed. Since all the Babes will be at the club, what does a Bro do? A Bro starts the Bro sesh ASAP. Bros get the tip and join the casual sesh. Beersbeersbeers, shotsshotsshots. Next thing you know Babes show up to break up the Bro sesh and start pre-gaming. A typical Babes pre-game is showing up with a huge handle and taking two shots in a fuckin hour. These Babes want you to think theyre drunk. Creeps. Hardcore Babes actually get drunk and need help walking into the club. Thats a fuckin Babe. So clearly Bros are ganna go dance with these so called "drunk" Babes. Bros are always 21 in any situation. Fake ID, know the bouncer, whatever it takes. Bros hate X's on their hands. Fuck that noise. As soon as Babes sweat our the Brocohol and their "drunkbuzz" goes away, go in for the kill. Bros only dance with Babes to leave with that Babe. Enjoy the walk of shame my friends.
Brosenal vs Brocelona
What a fuckin game. Brocelona playing away at Emirates had the disadvantag, but this is aggregate, score some fuckin goals. Big upset to most people who thought Brocelona were the better team. Brosenal winning 2-1 gives them the 1-0 aggregate which is clutch when they play away at Camp Nou. Arshavin and Van Pussy scoring Brotiful goals. Champs League Bitchesssss!!
Bros love swearing. Adding swears to anything can make something a little more serious or more funny. Say a Bro has a cold. He tells you " Bro i gotta cold and shit." Thats some serious shit. Or in more common situations, "Bro im drunk as shit." Not only is your Bro drunk, he's mad fuckin drunk. If your Bro tells you "Im tired as fuck Bro." Hes not tired, thats pussy shit. Bros dont get tired. They get more drunk. If and when a Babe tells you shes tired as fuck, shes just tellin you shes so DTF. Thats the only reason a Bro would ever say "Im tired as fuck too."
Bros wear anything they fuckin want. Dont get me wrong i've seen a few Bros in my day pull off some skinny fuckin jeans. The common Brofit is tall socks with your dopest sneaks, shorts (preferably gym shorts but Khakis will do), and a casual t shirt. The ultimate fuckin Bro move is a tank top but weather permitting, Bros dont wear tank tops in the winter fuckers. Another common mistake most Bros engage in when they pick out a Brofit is the Fratfit. Theres nothing wrong with looking like a frat Bro, but leave the fratfits for the frat Bros. Nothing against frats cuz theyre def Broterial. Back to the Brofit. Bros have a fuck ton of shoes. From vans/sperrys to nikes/jordans. Bros have shoe swag 24/7. Bros wear a different pair of shoes everyday, they dont kill a new pair of shoes for a week. Cant forget the Bro hat. Always inBroporate a fresh hat. Fitteds are losing theyre Bro appeal. Snapbacks are the new hip hop. Matching is not important. Fuck Babes who care what the fuck youre wearing. Tell her she looks awful if she points out shit in your flawless Brofit. Bros dont give a fuck.
Big shouts to Oref the greekgodsmenoftheladies. This Bros swag has put new chapters in the Bro world. Who knew golf could make you a Bro, dreads and stache, a must have. Welcome to the Bromily. Happy Birthday Broref.
Bros love Babes.
The only reason Bros even go to class is to check out Babes. Eye contact is clutch on the first day of classes. Professional Creep Move: write her name down when the professor calls roll so you can creep on FB later. After the accepted friend request, youre in. You get the head nod/smile every class. She wants it. Bros party every night. Of course she wants to get out of the dorms on a Tuesday night to get slammed. Typical Babe, drinks 2 smirnoff ices and shes all warmed up. She'll want to fuckin dance, thats the cue. Get up on her and she'll do the rest. After the slam sesh, theres only one thing left a Bro can do. Drop the class!!!
Finally fuckin champions league starts up again. Its been like a fuckin year Bro. Big game today for the common Bro that knows nothing about soccer/football/futbol. AC Milan and Tottenham Bro out hard today. Clearly each team is stacked with Bros, from ibrah to bale, its going to be a joga shit show. But the common Bro is clearly ganna say "fuckin Bronaldinho on AC Milan isnt even fare." Fuck you Bro, he doesnt even play there anymore. Even if he was hes washed up and doesnt do shit. Stop watching old youtube videos of his old joga. Bros fuckin know Tottenham is fuckin good. Kickoff @ 2:45. Bro.
T-shirt Time: we are holding a contest to whoever can come up with the best slogan and we'll put them on our t shirts. Good Luck Bros. Submitttttttt them on our FB page. Link is up top.
Not again...a Bros least favorite day. Fack.
Just another commercialized day for babes everywhere to get free shit. Fuck that. Who the fuck likes chocolate that much? Bros hate spending money on anything but beer. Youre damn right im not spending shit on dinner and a movie. Why waste my time with a babe when i have to be sober? I have to be trashed and not mean anything i say. Let me present a substitute for this Broshit day, Brolentines Day.
-Its monday, a perfect time to get trashed after skipping all your classes. Call up the Bromies and start slingin. And after hours of Broing hard, call up the depressed single slammers who dont have Brolentines and head to slamville USA. Day complete.
Yo Vinny's mad funny.
Why would i watch some crazy Gaga bitch in an egg when i could be watching Pauly D slam babes. Ronnie is now a Bro without his leash. He went a little crazy but thats the situation. Pauly D is a Bro because he gets it and he Djs. His swag may be a little off but he keeps it together with gel. The Joisy Shore > The Grammys.
Love for love. Bro.
Loving the support. Stay drunk Bros.
Big time Bro moves. From Rooney scoring goals with his dick to getting trashed like always. Once a Bro always a Bro.
-Even when shits not poppin Bros dont get bored. Bros say fuck this lets get shitty. Full beer flip cup and Bro bongs to the face will keep you occupied. So what if all the babes are hung over, Bros are not babes. If theres a Bro theres a way. Nuff said. Bro.
Sunday Bloody Sunday
-So you wake up at 12, still drunk, whatd you do? Drink all the fallen soldiers and make the biggest fuckin sandwich. Hit up ESPN and catch up on college Brosketball. Homework? fuck you. Bros dont do homework, we get fuckin A's. Bros dont get good grades, theyre given good grades. Shush. So be happy its sunday and you can still drink.
For all you crazy hipsters.
Fuck a Hangover, I'm a Bro.
So what if I was the most trashed Bro at the party, isnt that the point? You bet your ass im drinkin right now. FIFA Bro Babes.
Probably the most aBropriate fuckin songs. Gettin it all night. Babes on Babes. Dont every second guess a good Bro sesh or the obrotunity to get trashed. Rage Hard Rage Often.
Last Nights Summary
-after much broliberation on what to drink last night, we brocided on champagne, Evan Williams, then wash it down with 40s. Bro enough?
Un-Bro move of the night: females are not attracted to two beaverdicks dancing together. Find a lady and smush.
Bro Move of the night: Bros hate girls who have names. For example say you know the girls name is Jen, but fuck that name. So you walk up to her and say whats up Steve. No no my names Jen remember we hooked up last weekend. Nah Bro. Never happened. Later Steve. Chicks love bringing up awkward Broshit.
Gay comment of the night: "yo lets dip"--Bros do not dip from parties, we either crash there or leave with a chick. Bros never leave early, we end parties.
Bros of the night: Akin aka Kevin and Mad sexy Mike for drinkin sangria and pullin that shit off. Who the fuck knew a cannon ball size bottle of that shit is only 15 bucks. But def Bros. Keep up the good Bro work.
Cocksmen Award: This Bro goes by no name. But Broceives this huge award for slaying the most dragons. Why blow his cover so all the chicks out there can unite and make this Bro an outcast? Fuck that, keep slaying.
Good morning Bros. Round Three. Sack up.
This tracks legit as tits. Def Bro enough but clearly he thinks he drinks too much and never wants to drink again? So not fuckin Bro. AA is for quitters. jk but Bro seriously.
Stand up, drink, drink, drink, slam her.
Dont get me wrong, this chick is not a bro, but def a slam pig. AAAAAnd the remix is def bro material. ENJOY
If youre not already drunk, youre not a bro.
theres still help for you. play these jams, drink up, and be drunk by 6:30. BE A BRO.
shouts to Tay muhfuckin Tot for the official video of this BANGER!!! always doin it big as a bro on the sand bar.
FUckin FRiday Bro!!!
Class Sleep Busch...classic Friday.
Every Bros favorite day. Time to be a bro, get trashed and slay tail.
New Broscovery: Bars are a Bros watering hole but a dance floor is a desert. The only reason i would go out there is to get in a fight. Bros dont dance, Bros get trashed. Ya heard me WW clean it up.
Dr. Bro: Broscribes a daily dose of Broquil. 2 cups Grape Draank and a dabble of the quil. A dabble of the quil will leave you chill. Stay chill my Bros.
Whos hung over???
Macklemore with another chill hang over jam. check out his other tracks. such a bro.
Macklemore seems like a goon. But dont be fooled my friends.
Who loves TRANCE?!?
This girls pretttttty intense but defffffff knows how to get it!!!
Lemme get her number...
Sick remix of dis chick.
Big Chune...Classic Sesh Jam
Decent remix to a funky jam.
Start this weekend off with a huge track. Bitches put your dancin shoes on and bros put your party pants on.